That's right, Jesus came to lock my cable box. Comcast sent him to make sure no one will be able to steal the signal. At first we had a major failure to communicate, as he isn't from around here, but we managed to get though our differences and he complimented me on how nice I was. Jesus was very sweet, I should say. Nice eyes!
I wrote the above paragraph to my religious relatives in a family email and NO ONE thinks it's funny. Dang!
Suppose they aren't aware that "Jesus" is a common Hispanic name in these parts?
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Tee Hee,
Was it pronounced "Hey Zeus"?
Sorry Squirrel; didn't you know... they actually surgically remove the "humour chip" right after the baptism - they don't have much use for it after that time :)
You guys are hilarious!
I am here all week :)
Sean, Hey Zeus is a very common name 'round these parts. When I first moved to Texas as a preteen from Hawaii (navy brat) I was shocked that anyone would name their child after the almighty lord! Crazy Christian brainwashing!
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